Patience is a virtue of which I have none. It is also a lesson forced upon you by its very definition. The only way to overcome it is...

My wife likes to tell people that you could put a bag over my head and ship me to a far-off land and within minutes tell you exactly...

I woke up at 5am on a Sunday to a freezing cabin, put my snow clothes on, dug the cabin wagon out of a snow drift, got me and Scout...